'Bless me father, for I have sinned...'
The priest was intrigued but a little alarmed so he cautioned the boys not to be too hard on themselves. "Throwing peanuts into the river is not really a sin." He would have asked one of the nuns in charge of the catechism to find out how they teach the doctrine of venial and mortal sins to these young kids when a sulking and chubby kid approached him. The priest warned him, "Don't tell me you also threw peanuts into the river?"
The kid was surprised and looked up at him and said, "Father, I'm Peanuts!"
Twitch of the mantilla to The Jesuit Humor Blog.
Going from the humourous to the serious, Mulier Fortis has a post with an austere video on confession.